Wednesday, June 3, 2009

MY HOLIDAY

考试过了, 一点也不觉得轻松.
第一次感到MD&YC 有重大的威胁性.
让我整个假期久久无法忘怀,
感觉就像会于TOP10边缘擦肩而过.
因此我决定自我放纵一星期, 舒展压力, 自干堕落.
弟弟的POKEMON漫画我也照杀, 每天逛街, 每天减肥,
还是没有什么明显的效果.
要是我不在3A, 我每天的生活也应该会是如此吧! 痛快! 痛快!

下个星期应该做功课了, CUTI TERANCANG
丝毫不动, 灰尘3层高.
除了钢琴与电脑, 其他时间就是看电视, 懒很多, 提不起劲.
是否有种疾病叫"假期恐惧感" 及" 考试后暴饮暴食"?呢?

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GOODBYE!

jz like they said, my hse really doesn't look perfect. well, the worst thing is my living room is all-most japanese's style, we sit on cushion or jz on the floor. at first, we did enjoy it a lot, as it was a brand new thing tat normal ppl wouldn't get a chance to try~~~ ^^

i do miss my crimson sofa last time. dad promise to get a new one soon and he did. this was his fastest action ever since he got married. haha. probably he was tired too, enjoying the japanese style tat was no more "new" to us. and i am big enuf to give opinion while my bro still remain silence since he havent reach his "puberty". i spot many big comfy sofa tat i used to see in md's hse. but we jz need a small and cute one for my simple hse. sad.

thinking of my coffin-colour wardrobe i was dreaming of a new white cupboard. the problem is dad cant keep his word so i had to beg mum. ( dad always listen to what mama says, and i guess so, for all the men in this world, perhaps?)

the man serve us was a thin man in klang, speaking in mandrin but with hokkien accent. mum was glad like she found her old kampung friend. they started to speak hokkien and dad need a translator so much. me, as sillly as my mum does, always understand what she say. jz like this:
MAN: 随便看看, 楼上还有大套的.
MUM: 是吗? 几时生?
i was laughing but the man, bro and dad remain dumb and i like that idiotic face they had at the moment.( try tat in cantonese and u will noe) is not tat funny then we used to joke in skul but i enjoy the 3 lines in they expression.

by time, it should be tmr i will get my sofa. god bless me i can have a new wardrobe. but i guess not~~

Sunday, May 3, 2009

愚臣穿裙记

真后悔选了国家博物馆, 难死人.

不过, 参观了博物馆, 的确获益匪浅.

历史课本里的图片都可以在博物馆找到,

可怕的是PERAK MAN 就近在眼前...

还有, [愚臣] 穿裙叻!!!

无聊... 当然, 除了副班长, 我们三个是几少穿裙的~~~

今天难得大开眼界, 要跟本班高材生分享分享..









哈哈!! 别怪我!!


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Thursday, April 30, 2009

复仇计划B

死草坪, 搞搞震,
破晓不发威你当今天太阳没起身,
竟然滥用部落格来唱衰我,
岂有此理!!!
你做初一,我做十五,跟你死过...
我知道我不UPDATE你没有题材,
所以, 今天.......
破晓子弟多才俊, 卷土重来未可知.
不明白没关系, 我可以了解, 你习惯就好...

1.The person who tagged you?
非常欠扁的破晓.

欠扁又不扁? 我恨不得放火把草烧掉.

2.Your relationship with him/her is
朋友,从小学就认识(实属三生不幸).

对咯. 认识我是你前世造来的孽. 谁叫你作恶多端...

3.Your 5 impressions of him/he-
- 我见过最38的女生
-“癫癫废废”(我妈妈说的)
-可以考虑以后当“取名人”
-口是心非
-成绩跟我不相上下(我在称赞你).

你很正常MEH 认识酱久没有换过发型

4.The most memorable thing he/she had done for you
就是帮我取了一大堆超废的花名.

谁叫你人如其名,
P/S: 有些是本班高材生 (朽旋) 取的
不要太放肆, 得罪她你必死无疑.

5. The most memorable thing he/she had said to you
从她口中出来的没有一句是好话,所以没有记住的必要.

THEN 你为什么酱在意勒?

6. If he/she become your lover you will
杀了我吧!!1

你敢就来, 表白都要人帮还敢讲要杀人

7. If he/she become your lover, things he/she has to improve on
请参考第6题.

8. If he/she become your enemy, you
不行..."歪女"会杀了我的....

杀你我嫌麻烦, 别弄脏我的刀.
你是一堆草, 踩几下就可以了.

9. If he/she become your enemy, the reason will be
请参考第8题.

10.The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now
唱衰她.

唱咯... 不要用写...
你虽然不是五音不全, 但是也有三音不全
高音, 中音, 低音.

11.Your overall impression of him/her is
38,很38,非常38,超级38,38到不可以再38

我比较喜欢83...

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

TAGGED BY ORANGE

1.The person who tagged you?
下雨的早辰

2.Your relationship with him/her is
很死的死党

3.Your 5 impressions of him/heR
1. 女的, 眼睛比我大很多
2. 很好的辅导员, 但不是很专业
3. 爱死PATTY
4. 不守时
5. 占我便宜

4.The most memorable thing he/she had done for you
不懂.

5. The most memorable thing he/she had said to you
不懂.

6. If he/she become your lover you will
爱死她. 不管天涯海角, 直到海枯石烂.

7. If he/she become your lover, things he/she has to improve on
温柔一点.

8. If he/she become your enemy, you
一样爱死她.

9. If he/she become your enemy, the reason will be
欠我14 年的生日礼物.

10.The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now
希望她完成生日愿望, 头发快点长
要我送你假发也可以.

11.Your overall impression of him/her is
CAN BE VERY KI SIAO
AND CAN BE VERY NORMAL

12. How you think people around you will feel about you?
废话王

13. The characters you love of yourself are
爱我因为我自爱

14. On the contrary, the characters that you hate about yourself
为什么酱多废话叻

15. The most ideal person you want to be is
还没想到.

16. For people who care and love you, say something to them.
好象没有酱的人.

17. Pass this test to 10 persons who you wished to know how they feel about you.
1. FA FA FOO
2. MELMON NG
3. CURRY LEAVE
4. MI MI CHAU
5. MARTIN S~~
6. GLORAI F~~~
7. LA LA NG~~
8. GRASS
9. LAVENDER~~
10. WAN NEE

18.Who is no. 6?
班长

19.Is no. 9 a male or female?
不清楚, 好像女的 (报仇)

20. If no. 7 and no.10 together, is that a good thing?
或许, 但7 不是好人 所以.......... 不是很好

21.What is no. 2 studying about?
书(输) 交战9次, 赢我一次就呱呱吵

22.When is the last time you had a chat with no. 3?
煮加哩鸡的时候咯

23.What kind of music band does no. 8 like?
BEAR BAND

24.Does no. 1 have any siblings
YA, BROTHER

25.Will you woo no. 3
SURE!

26.How about no. 7?
DEFINITELY!!

27.Is no. 4 single?
MI MI IS SINGLE

28.What is the surname of no.5?


29.What is the hobby of no. 10?
MM ZAI

30.Does no. 5 and 9 get along well?
MARTIN AND LAVENDER??
也是死党.

31.Where is no. 2 studying at?
SMK MADAGASCAR ESCAPE TO AFRIKA

32. Talk something casually about no. 1
妄想症美女

33.Have you tried developing feelings for no. 6?
IF YES FAFA FOO WILL KILL ME


34.Where does no. 9 live at?
LAVENDER 在日本--北海道啦

35. What colour does no.4 like?
DUNNO, BUT SHE HATE PINK.

36. Are no. 5 and 1 best friends?
1 IS 5 阿嫂

37. Is no. 7 the sexiest person in the world?
YES, LALA NG IS SEXY. CHECK OUT OUR DRAMA.

38. What is no. 6 doing now?
GLORIA IS DOING.... 不知道...



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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

草坪收:

我已经看不顺眼你写BLOG破晓破晓了...
今天吸血鬼日记给了我灵感... 所以...
你做初一,我做十五. 我们就彼此彼此啦!

草坪的"优点"多得是... 其中...
草坪头就是一个例子... 接下来, 就是缺乏自信心...
常常嫌自己 不够帅, 不够高, 不够肥.
当然我很认同... 开玩笑... XD

解决方案很多:
第一: 不够高
其实, 身为一堆草坪, 太高不好.
太高, 人们也会帮你修剪修剪.
太高, 人们也会当你是杂草.
杂草和草坪, 当然是草坪比较惹人喜欢.

第二: 不够肥
其实, 草坪之所以不够肥, 都是因为肥料不足.
您是否知道有机肥料很有效!
叫长颈鹿在您 (草坪) 身上做点"手脚"
几天后, 100%令你快高快肥!
P/S: 虽然如此, 还是有点 "鲜花插在草坪上" 的感觉.

第三: 不够帅
其实草坪不用很帅, 因为...............
没什么用处...
哎呀, 内在美比较重要嘛!
就像那天在游泳池酱,
"神"的内在美曝光!
哈哈, 想到就好笑... 同样的原理...
内在美比较重要... 不用酱帅的啦.
你也不打算做明星... 作家呆在家里就行了!
但别乱乱拿别人的内在美出来SHOW , 很尴尬叻...

总之, 这是身为损友给你的意见...
别生气! 我只是配合愚人节而已!


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Friday, March 6, 2009

打针记

今天打预防针... 等了今天好久... 但等到了又怕怕...
算了吧! 我听天由命...

第四节, 迫不及待走下楼.
排队, ladies first #%&@#$%
到我, 我忍!!!

痛~~~
好了... 大家分享心得... 感觉不错.
棉花打开一看, 吓! 酱多血...
再忍!!! 晕了...

到操场去. 走走走...
眼前一黑, 看不见她们... 脸青唇白
她们把我送回 BILIK KESIHATAN
睡觉. 很冷~~~
里面躺着一位同学, 还好有人陪.

到下, 床的品质不错嘛. 好睡...

...沉默...

十五分钟后, 她起身, 问我 "你好吗?"
能躺在这, 也不会好到那里去...
问的人是她, 善良的人会得到不一样的回答.
我苦着脸说 :"还好."
很晕~~~ 看不见她, 叫她换位...
谈天... 再睡...

老师进来... "APA NAMA KAMU?"
史上第一位斯文的老师. 温柔及了. 很符合当时的气氛.
写完了后, 舍不得离开, 再躺.


预算同学们几时回来... 差不多了... 走吧!
软软~~~
走出去, 被我碰见那3个抛弃我的人...
回班, 好多了. (心里作用)

第一次打针打到酱可怜...
我勇敢的形象都被毁了...
可悲...

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